February 2011
LOL i love how my name shows up in here
January 2011
LOLOLOLOLOL
Awwwww!
Well that was strange..
Talk about twisted. it’s literally 180º
when you see a hot guy on facebook..
supamandalee:
and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
lmao,this is funny.
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
LOL WTF….
OLD chain letter from myspace (2005)
She lies there quietly as this older man approaches.
He says not to worry because he has done this before.
His voice is very trustful, so she lets him have his way.
She opens up for him and he begins to carefully poke inside of her,
being very gentle and steady.
As he goes deeper, she opens wider to give him more room to work with.
As he pokes his tool in and out more and more,
It starts to...
GET UP-AH
(Get on up)
Don’t worry mate, you’re alright.
– Steve Erwin
When your friend begs you to listen,
Make an effort to understand.
I hate when someone stands behind me when I'm...
noclassbeatdownfool:
I’m like
and they’re like
My pillow gets more head than I do.
So two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff..
Seriously,
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
AND GET CRAZY IDEAS LIKE:
IDK.
I don’t know wether or not i should feel sad, upset, aggravated, or jealous. All I can say is, fuck.
Sometimes,
Help won’t find you, & you’ll have to look for it yourself.
Feeling inferior to someone.
Even if you know you’re not. It sucks.
Triangle of fear and dreams.
Fear chases me.
As I chase my dreams.
My dreams develop fear.
Sometimes,
You find the answer you’re looking for when it’s already too late.
I Can’t Remember
by Carice Zum Hofe
People tend to say
That...
– http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7JHwgb/hellopoetry.com/poem/i-cant-remember-1/
LMFAOLOLROFLWAFFLE
My reinvented definition of humor
I really dont understand why:
fuckyeahsillymoo:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wrecks
19 year olds are committing suicide
LOLOLOLOLOL
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doilies:
OMG. :’D
O___O
And I told my dog,
AWUGABUGABUGA!
WHY..
Do pretty girls smoke?
13.
13, The day something wonderful happened.
13, The day I promised to never stop loving you…
13, The day that we celebrated our love.
…Until it all came crashing down…
13, The amount of days left to mark 1,000 days of a well kept promise.